What do you call an illegally parked frog?
-Toad
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
-They don’t have the guts
What streets do ghosts haunt?
-Dead ends
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
-Every morning you’ll rise and shine
What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
-Trouble
Riddle of the week:
Answer to last weeks riddle: Mount Rushmore
