Jokes of the Week 10/11/18

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

-Toad

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

-They don’t have the guts

What streets do ghosts haunt?

-Dead ends

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

-Every morning you’ll rise and shine

What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?

-Trouble

Riddle of the week:

Answer to last weeks riddle: Mount Rushmore

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