Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
-Reports say it was due to too many strokes
Why should you take a pencil to bed?
-To draw the curtains
Did you hear about the hairdresser?
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
-You can’t tuna fish
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
-Milk and quackers
This weeks riddle:
Answer to last weeks riddle: The man was inside cleaning the windows.