Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

-Reports say it was due to too many strokes

Why should you take a pencil to bed?

-To draw the curtains

Did you hear about the hairdresser?

-She dyed

What’s the  difference between a guitar and a fish?

-You can’t tuna fish

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

-Milk and quackers

This weeks riddle:

Answer to last weeks riddle: The man was inside cleaning the windows.