What do prisoners use to call each other?

-Cell phones

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

-Beef jerky

What do you call a window that raps?

-2PANEZ

What does a nosy pepper do?

-Gets jalapeno business

What’s heavier, a pound of bricks, or a pound of feathers?

-Both are the same weight

What has one horn and gives milk?

-A milk truck

This weeks riddle:

Answer to last weeks riddle: She was all wrapped up.