What do you call leftover aliens?
Why did the picture go to jail?
-Because it was framed
What do you call a three footed aardvark?
What do you call a cross between a snowman and a vampire?
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
-To get a tweetment
What dog keeps the best time?
-A watch dog
Riddle of the Week:
Answer to last weeks riddle: The room with the lions, because they starved to death from not eating in years.