What do you call leftover aliens?

-Extra Terrestrials

Why did the picture go to jail?

-Because it was framed

What do you call a three footed aardvark?

-A yardvark

What do you call a cross between a snowman and a vampire?

-Frostbite

Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

-To get a tweetment

What dog keeps the best time?

-A watch dog

Riddle of the Week:

Answer to last weeks riddle: The room with the lions, because they starved to death from not eating in years.