Jokes of the Week 11/20/18 (Thanksgiving Edition!)

What kind of key won’t open a door?

-A turkey

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?


What do you call it when it rains turkey?

-Fowl weather

What is a turkey’s favorite desert?

-Peach gobbler

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?

– A poultrygeist

Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?

-The turkey, because he’s already stuffed

Riddle of the week:

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Answer to last weeks riddle: The poison was in the ice, so as she slowly drank her one drink, the melting ice released the poison.

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