What kind of key won’t open a door?
-A turkey
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
-Poul-tree
What do you call it when it rains turkey?
-Fowl weather
What is a turkey’s favorite desert?
-Peach gobbler
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
– A poultrygeist
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
-The turkey, because he’s already stuffed
Riddle of the week:
Answer to last weeks riddle: The poison was in the ice, so as she slowly drank her one drink, the melting ice released the poison.
