What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn’t move?
- A Road
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
- He just flipped
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
- To get a root canal
Can February March?
- No, but April May
What kind of shoes do spies always wear?
- Sneakers
Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
- They both depend on the batter
Riddle of the Week:
Answer to last weeks riddle: Mayflowers