I tried to catch fog yesterday…

-I mist.

Why did the scarecrow get a raise?

-He was outstanding in his field

Why was the math book sad?

-It had too many problems

Why don’t you see any giraffes in Middle School?

-Because they’re all in high school

What goes up when the rain comes down?

-An umbrella

Have you heard the joke about butter?

-Better not to tell you, it might spread

Riddle of the Week:

Answer to last weeks riddle: The maid, there is no mail on Sundays