I tried to catch fog yesterday…
Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
-He was outstanding in his field
Why was the math book sad?
-It had too many problems
Why don’t you see any giraffes in Middle School?
-Because they’re all in high school
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Have you heard the joke about butter?
-Better not to tell you, it might spread
Riddle of the Week:
Answer to last weeks riddle: The maid, there is no mail on Sundays