Jokes of the Week 12/14/18

How did the potato feel about being uprooted?

-It was a root awakening

How come shrimp don’t share?

-Because they’re shellfish

I bought an expensive car only to find the reverse gear broken…

-There’s no going back now

What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?

-The latter

A book fell on my head…

-I only have myshelf to blame

I wanted someone to buy me Nike’s for Christmas but then I decided…

-“Eh, I’ll just do it”

Riddle of the Week:

Answer to last weeks riddle: All the men were married.

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