How did the potato feel about being uprooted?
-It was a root awakening
How come shrimp don’t share?
-Because they’re shellfish
I bought an expensive car only to find the reverse gear broken…
-There’s no going back now
What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?
A book fell on my head…
-I only have myshelf to blame
I wanted someone to buy me Nike’s for Christmas but then I decided…
-“Eh, I’ll just do it”
Riddle of the Week:
Answer to last weeks riddle: All the men were married.