Where does the General keep his armies?

-In his sleevies

What do you call bears with no ears?

-B

What kind of books do planets like?

-Comet books

What do lawyers wear to court?

-Lawsuits

What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?

-A Dell rolling in the deep

What is heavy forward, but not backward?

-Ton

Riddle of the Week:

Answer to last weeks riddle: Words