Where does the General keep his armies?
-In his sleevies
What do you call bears with no ears?
-B
What kind of books do planets like?
-Comet books
What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
-A Dell rolling in the deep
What is heavy forward, but not backward?
-Ton
Riddle of the Week:
Answer to last weeks riddle: Words
