Why did the cow go to NYC?

-To see the moosicals

What do you call a nose with no body?

-Nobody nose

What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill?

-Walking…JK Rowling

I asked my new friend to meet at the gym.

-I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a hill.

No riddle this week~ 

-Thank you to Lindsey (and Siri) for the jokes!