Jokes of the Week 2/8/19

What do you call a sleeping bull?

-A bulldozer!

What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?

-Instagram

What belongs to you but others use more?

-Your name

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

-Springtime

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

-USB

What dog keeps the best time? 

-A watch dog

 

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