What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the cow go to NYC? -To see the moosicals What do you call a nose with no body? -Nobody nose What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? -Walking…JK Rowling I asked my new friend to meet at the gym. -I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out. Two drums and a cymbal fall down a hill. … Continue reading Jokes of the Week 2/1/19
Where does the General keep his armies?
What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Freshman year- The year you spend finding your way around high school, getting involved in clubs and sports, and keeping up your GPA. Wait, what was that last one? Some students seem to think you don’t need to start worrying about your GPA until junior or senior year, when you begin considering colleges and universities. News flash: that isn’t quite the case. Here are some … Continue reading Your GPA In Freshman Year- And Why It Matters
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I tried to catch fog yesterday…
What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn’t move?
What kind of key won’t open a door?
What do you call leftover aliens?