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Where did you go to college? I went through a six month academy to get trained there and then I had three months training on the job and then I went for a week of resource officer training, and then every month I have different types of training for different aspects of the job. What do you do for the school? I’m in the commons … Continue reading People Behind the Scenes: Officer George
What washes up on very small beaches? -Microwaves What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? -Nobody nose What did the tailor think of her new job? -It was sew-sew What do you call a musician with problems? -A trebled man Which building is the largest? -The library, it has the most stories! Riddle of The Week: Answer for last … Continue reading Jokes of The Week 10/1/18
What do you call guys that do math together? -Algebros. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? -They don’t meet the koalafications. How did the hipster burn his tongue? -He ate the pizza before it was cool. What did the tie say to the hat? -You go on ahead and I’ll hang around. Riddle of The Week: Find the answer in next week’s Jokes of The Week! Continue reading Jokes of the Week 9/27/18