How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real. Honestly, what more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck. Continue reading 10/21/19

Two blood cells fell in love. Alas it was all in vain. Continue reading 11/20/19

Q: Why do some people eat snails? A: Because they don’t like fast food! Continue reading 11/19/19

If you’re security in a Samsung store, does that make you guardian of he galaxy? Continue reading 11/15/19

Being a baby must be traumatizing. Imagine falling asleep at your house, then waking up at a bed bath and beyond. Continue reading 11/14/19

If you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt, you’ve hit rock bottom… Continue reading 11/13/19

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. Continue reading 11/8/19

Q: Why don’t ants get sick? A: Because they have little anti-bodies Continue reading 11/7/19

Q: What’s an optimistic vampires favorite drink? A: B positive… Continue reading 10/30/19