IMPORTANT UPDATE: WE’VE MOVED
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The Winfield Warriors writing staff is still operating, but we have a new home. Here’s the link to our new site. https://warriorsweekly.wixsite.com/mysite Come visit us! Continue reading IMPORTANT UPDATE: WE’VE MOVED
Me: *breathes* My Mom: OMG I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE!!! Continue reading 12/13/19
I’m as confused as a chameleon in a bag of skittles. Continue reading 12/12/19
I swear, medicine companies have absolutely no idea what fruit tastes like. Continue reading 12/11/19
Person: are you okay? Me: I’m fine…(have you ever realized that buildings don’t make the earth heavier because the materials were already there) Continue reading 12/10/19
I named my horse Mayo, and sometimes mayo neighs. Continue reading 12/5/19
(READ OUT LOUD) Q: Why does a milking stool only have three legs? A: Because the cow has the udder… Continue reading 12/4/19
Balloons are so weird. Like “Happy Birthday! Here’s a plastic sack of my breath.” Continue reading 12/3/19
I hate the key of e minor. It gives me the e-b-g-bs. Continue reading 12/2/19
Q: What did the turkey say to the cook? A: QUACK… Continue reading 11/26/19