What do you call leftover aliens?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What do you call guys that do math together? -Algebros. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? -They don’t meet the koalafications. How did the hipster burn his tongue? -He ate the pizza before it was cool. What did the tie say to the hat? -You go on ahead and I’ll hang around. Riddle of The Week: Find the answer in next week’s Jokes of The Week! Continue reading Jokes of the Week 9/27/18
What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack? ~ships and dip What’s the difference between a TV set and a raccoon? ~Alot What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow? ~Reality☕🐸 Continue reading Jokes: 9/19
Why do you not play poker in the jungle? ~Too many cheetahs. Want to hear a joke about paper? -Nevermind it’s tearable. What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of the pool? ~Wet. Continue reading Jokes: 9/12/2018